Dear Trump Supporters,
I voted for you. Not your guy, you. Your guy won; my gal lost. Which means, I'm afraid, that you lost. I'm a college educated, white-collar, technology professional. I'm gonna be fine in a Trump presidency. You... well things are going to be harder for you. Let me tell you how this is going to go down, one promise at a time, as enumerated on Politifact.